超火·小清新·女生頭像:宇航員終會找到他的月亮,你也會

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超火·小清新·女生頭像:宇航員終會找到他的月亮,你也會

不戴套那種感覺真好,只是不安全,我的上一個手機就是這麼摔壞的。

It 』s nice not to wear a sleeve, but it 』s not safe. That 』s how my last phone broke.

超火·小清新·女生頭像:宇航員終會找到他的月亮,你也會

做一個獨立的小仙女,不以物喜不以己悲,樂觀堅強且不依靠男的,不裝可愛不撒嬌,直率簡單不耍心機,這樣堅持下來,不僅嫁不出去,而且還找不到男朋友。

To be an independent little fairy, do n』t like happiness or sadness, be optimistic and strong, and do n』t rely on men, do n』t pretend to be cute or coquettish, be straightforward and simple, do n』t play tricks. boyfriend.

超火·小清新·女生頭像:宇航員終會找到他的月亮,你也會

一天在超市裡買東西,看見一個黑人,我就對旁邊的朋友說:「看,老黑,真黑。」結果他看了看我說:「就你白!」

One day I was shopping in the supermarket, and when I saw a black man, I said to my friend: "Look, old black, really black." He looked at me and said, "Just white!"

超火·小清新·女生頭像:宇航員終會找到他的月亮,你也會

「老公,我懷孕了!」「太好了我要當爹了。」「你喜歡男孩還是女孩?」「男孩女孩不重要,是我親生的就行了。」「當然是你親生的了,別人都戴套了,就你沒戴。」

"Her husband, I'm pregnant!" "Great, I'm going to be a dad." "Do you like boys or girls?" "Boys and girls are not important, it's just my own." "Of course you're biological, others You wear them, you do n』t wear them. "

超火·小清新·女生頭像:宇航員終會找到他的月亮,你也會

晚上坐沙發上拿著成語故事書給小侄女講成語故事,當翻到負荊請罪那一頁時,小侄女看了上面的圖畫嚷到「叔叔這個我知道,他一定惹他老婆生氣了,才會跪下的!我………

At night I sat on the sofa holding an idiom storybook and told the idiom story to the little niece. When turning to the page of guilt, the little niece read the picture above and shouted, "Uncle, I know, he must make his wife angry. Will kneel! I ...

超火·小清新·女生頭像:宇航員終會找到他的月亮,你也會

別對我說天太冷了,多穿點衣服,照顧好自己之類的話,關心我就直接給我買衣服!

Do n』t tell me that it 』s too cold. If you wear more clothes and take care of yourself, just buy me clothes if you care about me!

超火·小清新·女生頭像:宇航員終會找到他的月亮,你也會

入冬了,打開衣櫃一看,我該逛街了,打開錢包一看,我還年輕不冷。

It's winter, and when I open the closet, I should go shopping. When I open my wallet, I am still young and not cold.